Best comments of the day:

A guy was walking down the loggia with a blank look on his face. As he passed me he said:
"I just stepped on a squirrel's tail."

A guy had a tear in his sweatshirt. Someone asked him:
"Did you run into a mailbox?"

The squirrels are getting bolder. The other day I was sitting on a bench outside. There was a squirrel in a tree. It climbed down out of the tree, walked over to my bench, and started circling the bench. Then, it just kind of stood there. I thought it was going to attack.

Then, this morning I walked outside my dorm, and there was a squirrel standing right outside the door. I thought that it would run away when I opened the door. But, no. It walked closer to me. If I hadn't pushed the door shut, it would have run into the dorm. When I walked away, the squirrel was still standing right in front of the door. Waiting for the next person to open it, and another chance to enter.

Seriously, it's creepy. These squirrels know things. I think they listen in on classes.