I think I'm going to boycott the dining hall. I hate the dining hall. I don't know why. For the past month and a half, everything at the dining hall has looked gross, smelled gross, tasted gross. I haven't even been able to enjoy my normal staples of bagel sandwitches, cottage cheese, and apples/bananas with peanut butter. Everything has been disgusting.
Today I was pouting around the dining hall, looking for something, anything
that looked at all appealing to me, and found nothing. I don't know how I found nothing! There is so much food there! And I hate
it when people complain that there is "nothing to eat", when there really is so much to eat. But I cannot find anything that looks good, or decent, or remotely edible.
So tonight I went to the Forum Grill, (which sells... not a lot, mostly just candy and chips and drinks, but also bagels and coffee and muffins). I was wandering around, looking for something to eat. Anything to eat. One of my friends came up to me and said I looked mad at the food. It was true. I was mad at the food. It was all gross (and I can truly say everything at the Forum Grill is gross. Because it's mostly junk food).
I finally decided on a bottle of Naked Juice, enhanced with protein (I like protein, it's my second favorite nutrient!) and a can of manderin oranges.
The Naked Juice was disgusting
. Before I bought it, everyone who saw me holding it warned me against it. "It tastes like chalk" they said. "I'll hold my nose" I replied. "I think you'll have to hold your whole tongue" they advised. It was too gross, even for me. And I love gross things full of nutrients!! I could not drink this juice. It was sad. I had to throw it away. So much protein gone to waste. There are so many people who need protein, and I had a bottle full of it, and I couldn't bring myself to drink it.
But the mandarin oranges were edible, after I poured out all the gross sugary-sweet manderin orange juice.
Tomorrow I'm hoping to go to the grocery store to buy lots of boxes of Riblets
Posted by Serene Chaos at 11:38:00 PM