My cousin is getting married, and my mom is hosting a wedding shower with her sister and mother. They are making it a themed party, and the theme is Entertainment. She decided that she wanted to get them lots of Party Games, because we often play them when we are together as a family. Games such as Cranium, and Catch Phrase. I told her that my cousin and his fiancee seemed more like the partying type, than the board game type. She countered that they play those games when we're together as a family. And I countered her counter by telling her that they had nothing better to do. "Well, I'm not going to get them alcohol" she said. "Or a kong." A kong, a kong... I racked my head for the meaning of the word kong. Nope, nothing. "Oh, I mean a gong," she corrected herself. A gong? Did she mean... "I'm not getting them drug paraphernalia," she continued. Oh... she meant a bong, not a kong or a gong, but a bong.